18 Jun 2014

47. Morale Boost?

I take part in a charity dragon boat race – my pectoral muscles hold up well and I am encouraged. The main thing that stopped me rowing faster was too much laughing.

I suspect my larger breasts are attracting unaccustomed attention which I find bizarre. In the space of a week I am propositioned by a random man outside Sainsbury’s and a friend’s personal trainer, as well as personally escorted to my destination by a stranger at Canary Wharf and had doors held open for me more than usual. I reflect on the shallow nature of man.

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